[Intro: Andrew Sam]

Let me tell you about my team real quick

'Cause you really gotta hear this

[Hook: Andrew Sam]

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

[Verse 1: Andrew Sam]

To me it's like a lay-up

And you know I'm on the way up

If you guardin' me, better raise your hand and make it stay up

'Cause if you don't block me, then you're gonna have to pay up

Dribble past half-court, pull up to the 3, then I'm poppin' it

I'll be scorin' 3 points, there's no chance that you'll be blockin' it

Steamin' down the court, freight train, there's no way you'll be stoppin' it

Teammates pass you the ball, and I know that you be droppin' it

My team got chemistry, and it's hard to be toppin' it

I shoot my shot real quick, no time for catchin' oxygen

Not the TV channel, I spot your ankle, then I'm rockin' it

We playin' too fast, I'll be giving you coughing fits

My passion for Asian Americans, you can't copy this

I want my people to look good, why I go off like this

If you want some advice, then I can only offer this:

You can't win 'cause we're hard to figure out... model kits

[Hook: Andrew Sam]

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

[Verse 2: Andrew Sam]

You'll be chucking up shots, hitting nothing but air

I make 3s back to back, hitting nothing but pairs

I got so many skills that you're not even aware

When my team's coming through, then you better beware

Swishin' from the wings, and swishin' from the corners

You need more than 4, not 5, but 10 quarters

Just to have some time to even try to come back

Come back from down 60, my team's already done that

Why're you still on the court? / You couldn't even hold the fort

Coolie, have you checked the score? / Your team's already done for

You were up 3-0, but in a row, we've won 4

It was a best of 7, now your team's no more

Get it to the rim quick, lay it up for the finish

Every time we're down, the deficit gets diminished

We be hittin' full-court shots like Baron Davis

And at the end of the game, all I can say is...

[Hook: Andrew Sam]

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

I score 3 points, break knee joints, girls rejoice

There's no remix, can't beat this, we beamin'

[Outro: Andrew Sam]

Don't even get me started on our defense

That's another... very suffocating story for another time