You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Just Beat the Shit Out of You

[Intro]

Rape! Rape!

I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Jeanine Jizm

I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Roseanne Barr

You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up

I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Sheila Micheals

I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Ileana Douglas

You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up

When I looked at you, I had to throw up