[Verse 1]

Your character's supposed to be 40

But you have to be at least 80

The make-up department should win an Emmy

For making people think you're alive

[Chorus]

Chuck Norris, you're really fucking old

You're the worst singer I have ever heard

You're even worse than I am

You should be climbing out of a grave

While you sing the fucking theme song

Chuck Norris, you're really fucking old

You're the worst singer I have ever heard

You're even worse than I am

You should be climbing out of a grave

While you sing the fucking theme song

[Outro]

You look like you just got embalmed

And were shopping for a coffin

Your partner looks fucking stupid

Being black and wearing a cowboy hat