[Verse 1: Seth Putnam]

Guys used to always buy you drinks

And they'd always kiss your ass

Now you just have one tit

Ha ha, you stupid cunt

[Chorus: Seth Putnam]

I always hoped you'd get AIDS

But breast cancer will do

Now you've just got one tit

But you used to have two

[Verse 2: Seth Putnam]

A drunk guy tried to feel you up

But there was nothing there

So he punched you in the teeth

And stole your money, cunt

[Chorus: Seth Putnam]

I always hoped you'd get AIDS

But breast cancer will do

Now you've just got one tit

But you used to have two

[Spoken Outro: Josh Martin]

"Fuck! [?]

And it just ends with death, and-"