[Verse 1]

We just wanted to sound like shit

But you thought we were avant garde

You thought we went to art school

But we worked at gas stations

[Chorus]

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

[Verse 2]

You didn't know we were a bunch of assholes

You thought we were liberal and arty

You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent

When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried

[Chorus]

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

[Verse 3]

Once you realized we hate people like you

You finally stopped coming to our shows

Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses

Less know-it-all eggheads, no more jazz fags

[Chorus]

You thought we were cool

But you didn't know (we hate you!)

You thought we were cool

Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)