I Paid J. Howell to Rape You

[Intro]

"This is Jim Howell, pulling up the dipstick on the economy"

JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIM

WE WERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUT

I SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY

TO YOUR LESBIAN LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A SIMILAR 311 SHIRT

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

FIRST WE GAVE HIM A FIFTH OF OLD CROW AND SOME SCOTCH

WE TOLD HIM YOU'D PROBABLY BE AT THE RANDOM ROAD MOTHER SHOW

WHILE YOU WERE TALKING TO JOE BONNI ABOUT CLOVE CIGARETTES

HE SLAPPED YOUR COUSIN AND CALLED YOUR MOTHER A JEW

AND THREATENED TO RAPE YOUR CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND, YEAH YEAH YEAH

I PAID JIM HOWELL TO RAPE YOU

RAPED, RAPED, RAPED, YOU GOT RAPED BY JIM HOWELL

But for now, [?] see y'all next week, bye