I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

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I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (Fuckin' fruit)

He always wears a tree shirt

His favorite band is Roadsaw

He's out at The Model Café (You fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic

He's got a tribal tattoo

His best friend is Joe Bonni

He's got his eyebrow pierced (You fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (You fuckin' fruit)

He has purple dreadlocks

He works at Herrell's Ice Cream

He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt

I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth