[Verse 1]

Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse

You loved it and took better care for it than yourself

You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday

I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it

[Chorus]

I ate your horse [x4]

[Verse 2]

When you came to the stable the next morning

You found a pile of hair, teeth and hooves

I hid around the back to listen to you cry

Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone

[Chorus]

I ate your horse [x4]