You're such a fucking hebe

You're always freebasing pennies

You went to a plastic surgeon

And got your nose enlarged

You've got a tattoo of a penny—you're a hebosaurus

Your uncle's Murray Lender—you're a hebosaurus

You know all the words to Yentl—you're a hebosaurus

Your breath smells like a bagel—you're a hebosaurus

You have a yarmulke welded on your head

You've tried to shoot up money

You beat off inside of banks

I want to stuff you in an oven

You've got a tattoo of a dreidel—you're a hebosaurus

You idolize Gene Simmons—you're a hebosaurus

You think Scott Ian's cool—you're a hebosaurus

Your breath smells like matzo balls—you're a fucking hebosaurus