[Verse]

Even Paula Parsons wouldn't kiss you

Your breath is worse than GG's ass

I almost puked while you told me about a TV

I wanted to get out of there really fast

[Pre-Chorus]

His name is Fred and he looks divorced

He's a loser that works at Ann & Hope

Only Tom Pascual rivals his shitty breath

I wish he'd drink a gallon of Scope

[Chorus]

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

[Verse]

Even Paula Parsons wouldn't kiss you

Your breath is worse than GG's ass

I almost puked while you told me about a TV

I wanted to get out of there really fast

[Pre-Chorus]

His name is Fred and he looks divorced

He's a loser that works at Ann & Hope

Only Tom Pascual rivals his shitty breath

I wish he'd drink a gallon of Scope

[Chorus]

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath

Fred, Fred, Fred, Fred

Fred, Fred Shitbreath