[Verse]

You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly

So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

Your van’s a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it

So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

[Chorus]

First I stole your nitrous

Then I stole your acid

Then I stole your mushrooms

Then I kicked your ass

Then I stole your pot

Then I stole your beer

Then I stole your tickets

And sold them for crack

[Verse]

You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly

So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

Your van’s a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it

So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

[Chorus]

First I stole your nitrous

Then I stole your acid

Then I stole your mushrooms

Then I kicked your ass

Then I stole your pot

Then I stole your beer

Then I stole your tickets

And sold them for crack