Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan is a Faggot

[Intro]

Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled

John Zorn called to tell me you're great

The caller ID was from a gay bar

You guys fucking suck

Any guy who likes you

Like neurosis and dicks up his ass

You think you're so fucking original

Gay bars used to be original too

You never get bad reviews

Because all the writers shoot up cum

Everyone who likes you

Is a gay homosexual faggot

Faggot!