All Our Fans Are Gay - Intellectual

[Intro]

Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

You own all our cd's—you're gay, you're gay

You own all our 7"s—you're gay, you're gay

You bought all our t-shirts—you're gay, you're gay

You go to all our shows—you're gay, you're gay

All our fans are gay!

You think you know what we are singing about—you're wrong

You think we care about the underground—you're wrong

You think we won't fuck up your club—you're wrong

You think we care if you like us—you're wrong

All our fans are gay!

All our fans are-

If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke

Or unless you got some drugs to smoke

When the drugs are gone, then we are too

Then we'll go back to making fun of you!

"But I've supported you guys for so long!"

Faggot!