[Verse 1]

It's never been this easy

Wait, I thought you liked me

Keep it light not heavy

Wait, they just unmatched me

Do you ever wanna meet up?

Or do you just wanna waste my time?

I know that's not even your real name

Travel mode, I draw the line

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, would you look at that?

Someone new wants to meet you

I see it's John from Norway, thirty-two

Send a sulky face or two

[Chorus]

Throwing your shot, hiding yourself

Come on, just one nude

It's nothing new

Saw the red flags, should maybe unmatch

Give it one more chance

Or maybe two

I'm definitely disillusioned

This feels like an intrusion

I think I'll just go

No, thank you, John

[Verse 2]

It's never been this easy

Wait, I thought you liked me

Not in the same city

They were cute, that's such a pity

Really thought we'd something going

On my love, I'm sorry, that's just you

Maybe I'm safer sending one-plays

Or start a chat with Toby from Toulouse

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, would you look at that?

Someone new wants to meet you

I see it's John from Norway, thirty-two

Send a sulky face or two

[Chorus]

Throwing your shot, hiding yourself

Come on, just one nude

It's nothing new

Saw the red flags, should maybe unmatch

Give it one more chance

Or maybe two

I'm definitely disillusioned

This feels like an intrusion

I think I'll just go

No, thank you, John