[Verse 1]

These day, can't find hope

These days, fuckboys roam

So look at me now

I'm starving for quality friction to hit up my phone

Swagger like Frank

Rat Pack, Dean Martin, dank

Someone to take me to dinner, pull out my chair

And take me back to his place, pull on my hair

No real gents no more

No, they all died ages ago

Now these boys are lazy

Lookin to slang dick down in their grandma's basement

I wish I was Marty McFly

Yeah, that'd be tight, that'd be mean

'Cause I'd fuck the past if you know what I mean

[Chorus]

Wish I had a machine to go back in time

'Cause future boys are lames, can't get nothing right

I'd take that bitch way back, back to '99

And fuck Leo DiCaprio in his prime

DeLorean

And fuck Leo DiCaprio in his prime

DeLorean

[Verse 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

These days, can't find clout

No James Dean right now

Got boys pulling up, but they ain't enough

I need me some grade A plow

No more put no plastic down

Really, broke boy, please sit down

I just want some fucking style

Shit, is that too much to ask?

Some Steve McQueen type shit

Need that pronto, please and thanks

'Cause I'm surrounded by piggies

That get me so dry, I need lotion now

Could not get me wet if you pushed me into the ocean now

[Chorus]

Wish I had a machine to go back in time

'Cause future boys are lames, can't get nothing right

I'd take that bitch way back, back to '99

And fuck Leo DiCaprio in his prime

DeLorean

And fuck Leo DiCaprio in his prime

DeLorean

[Bridge]

If I had a time machine, I

I know all the moves, I know just what I'd do

I'd get dressed up every damn night

Go to LA, circa 1992

If I had a time machine, I

I'd get decked out in some old school Jimmy Choo's

Blow some fucking minds with the shit I know

Then fuck the entire cast of 90210

[Outro]

DeLorean

And fuck Leo DiCaprio in his prime

DeLorean

DeLorean

DeLorean