[Intro]

Welcome to Amberlicious med-spa

A spiritual and sexual retreat (Uh)

We are a world-renowned rehab facility

Where you can heal your inner diva (Getting wet)

We are known globally

With locations in Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and now Russia

So let's get healed, ladies

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Amberlicious med-spa

You can wax your coochie

Amberlicious med-spa

Our towels are fucking Gucci

Amberlicious med-spa

We sell funky candles

Amberlicious med-spa

Always in a scan—

[Outro]

Let's meet the staff

"I am Mr. Ivеna, I am silicone pumper at Amberlicious mеd-spa"

"Hi, my name is Susan, I do transgender gynecology at Amberlicious med-spa"

"Hi, my name is Alexis, and I'm a custodian at Amberlicious med-spa"