[Verse 1]

I whip my dick out, ta-take a pi-i-i-i-ic

That's so unladylike

I whip my dick out, ta-take a pi-i-i-i-ic

The devil made me like that

Twenty-four Eggo waffles inside my purse (My purse)

Cu-cu-cut my fuckin' face just to see if it hurts (Baby)

I go on long walks under power lines to power plants

Wonder if my cat talks and I just don't understand

(I don't understand) The language that she's been tryna speak (To me)

I don't understa-sta-sta-sta-sta-stand

I haven't slept all week

My second-grade teacher told me I was special

That made me narcissistic 'cause now I think I'm special

My sugar daddy told me that I have real potеntial

Not to be a porn star-star-star-star-star

[Chorus]

But I know you see through all of my lies

About my age and my profеssion

And since you know the truth, it just makes me wanna die

Do they know I'm wearing hair extensions?

Glitter and the glamour is all just one big disguise

'Cause on the inside, I feel like poo-poo

This is what it looks like when a person is trying to hide

[Verse 2]

All I do is make my silly tranny music

Look to the stars for guidance, like I am a Jewish

Profit (Profit)

My AirPods fell out of my pocket (Oh my God)

But I found them again

I keep a C4 inside my purse (Ew)

Amber and Alinka are my curse (Ew)

Ten-mile walks to the middle of nowhere

The sun is going down but I'm still not scared (I'm not scared)

[Outro]

(I whip my dick out)