It's getting hard to fall in love today

Everybody's gone away

So if you find a guy, make sure it's the right kind

'Cause the good ones are hard to find

He doesn't know how to dance

He knows nothing about romance

Doesn't even like your friends

Forget it!

He still kisses like in the movies

And reads detective stories

He's allergic to strawberries

Forget it!

Always talking about his mother

And cannot stand your favourite colour

A think you better find another

Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

He complains that he's broke

Spends his money buying coke

Forget it!

He does nothing but criticise

And let you catch him telling lies

He doesn't even have blue eyes

Forget it!

He only likes Italian food

Is always in a filthy mood

He does not look good in the nude

Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

He won't lay in the sun

He stays home and gets stoned

Forget it!

And when it comes to bed behaviour

Forget it!

He does nothing for an encore

Forget it!

While you are still waiting for more

Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you

He is the wrong guy for you

He doesn't tell very good jokes

He spends his money buying coke

Forget it!

He isn't so keen on your cooking

And disapproves of disco dancing

He spends all his time drinking

Forget it!

He goes alone on holiday

He always forgets your birthday

He doesn't like art, he doesn't like gays

Forget it!

Forget it...

Forget it ...

He won't let you drive his car

He's always smoking cigars

With him you won't get very far

Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He's the wrong guy for you

Forget it!