Refried Beans - Intellectual

[Mexican Male]

{*Mexican cry*}

Orale, A.L.T

What's up, holmes

No one's ever done a song about frijoles

You know, beans

Refried beans, holmes

[A.L.T. and the Lost Civilization]

(Verse 1)

Caviar, naw, and I tried it twice

I want some beans with a side of rice

Refried, refried, re- (WHAT)

Beans

Gotta watch out, you might rip your jeans

Cause the buildup holds gasses, it passes

Our asses

And it surpasses

The toxic lover, watch the O-Zone burn

But I still, what, but

But I still yearn

For some refried beans

Please don't doubt 'em

Don't talk about 'em, I can't live without 'em

Mexican, Mexican, I love to eat them

Beans

Cause I can't afford meat

Motownphilly

Yeah, that was silly

A bowl of beans and a jalapeno chile

Refrain: A.L.T. and the Lost Civilization

Eat 'em with a friend

Eat 'em in teens

But you gotta eat (WHAT)

Eat them refried beans

(Verse 2)

I was in bed, I was fast asleep

The house was quiet, was no, not a peep

I woke up cause I thought I heard clappin' {*clapping sounds*}

Grandma's up in the kitchen, slappin'

The dough together

Mama mia

A bowl of beans and a fresh tortilla

One more bowl, one more bowl, please

Easy on the salt, but with extra cheese

I'm addicted, yes, I'm a fiend

Not for crack, but

A pinto bean

Gimme one, gimme one, gimme one, fast

For I'll get gas, and we'll have a blast

Repeat Refrain

[Mexican Male]

Ay, chihuahua

This song is hotter than a jalapeno

It's got me jumpin' like a Mexican jumpin' bean, holmes

Dame mas frijoles, dame mas

(Verse 3)

PASS ME THE TUMS

Cause that's what happens, and that's what comes

With eating a bowl of frijoles

Holy moley

The guacamole

Is on the side

IS ON THE SIDE

Forget that stake holmes, I got my pride

Some homeboy tried to hide

My bowl of beans, but it was suicide

I want a lot

And pipin' hot

Grandma makes in a big ol' pot

Someone gave me some navy beans

I couldn't do 'em

So I threw 'em

And no, I didn't try to barbecue 'em

Because they fall through the barbecue grill

No more jokes, homeboy, just chill

Repeat Refrain

[A.L.T. and the Lost Civilization]

Refried, refried, refried beans

[Mexican Male]

{*Mexican cry*}

LA FIESTA

VAMOS, ORALE, ORALE, ORALE

{*Mexican cry*}

Que viva A.L.T. and Mexico

Orale, vieja, vamos a bailar, vamos

Whoo, passa el tequila

Nos vamos a poner pejo

{*Mexican cry*}