The ULTIMATE Hellsing Cypher

By Alltime Arcade

Released on January 18, 2026

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[Part I]


[Verse 1: Pip Bernadotte (Flint 4K)]

Mes hommes sont pret a la guerre (Wesh)

On va te cooper en tiers (Wesh)

Frapper des coups et des coups a ton cou et on t'ecoute t'eclatar a terre (Wesh)

Even when I'm down for the count, one vamp be the count

That I'm down with, and when I be downed

Like a round by Seras, I'm comin' back 'round

And I still be armed for the count

P-penetrating any enemy with heavy ammunition

Bringing hell on many еntities when I be gеttin' in it

Pip isn't a villain when he pitted, been a minute

Since I hit 'em with a Bernadotte-dotte-dotte-dotte, he speechless

I'm not your pal, j'suis pas ton pote

Mess with me now, it's Bernadotte


[Verse 2: Integra Hellsing (MiMiLock)]

Yeah

Aim for the brain of every lame

Keep the metal on me, ain't no patron saint

I'm takin' names and I'm beheadin' Nazis

Take pride in everything, meticulous, it's never sloppy

Monsters wanna try me, so ridiculous , they gettin' bodied

Cutthroat on the oppies, so we hittin' to the neck first

Precision on my off days, prolly shittin' on your best work

Aura when steppin' in every direction

He sweatin', I'm makin' his head jerk

Who you addressin'? Answer questions with a "yes sir"


[Verse 3: Alucard (Alltime Arcade)]

It's the one that you all came for, you know the name

The Nightwalker, Vlad the Impaler, which one you want today?

I'm sayin' Jackal and Casull, locked and loaded to spray

Just like your blood, all the smoke just seems to come my way

I ain't restricted, I control art, you think you're so smart

Until I dump a mag into 'em

Now was that so hard?

Let's bring you down to my level, down to the basement

A chillin' villain complacent, my level release was waitin' patient

So what you see me as this black dog

Hellsing done chained off, locked away, and made up

To scare off all these monsters actin' like they somethin' greater but lack God

Cast aside their humanity, but really that's when they lost

I'll show them real dogs that I done brought from Baskerville

I'm Wallachian, meaning I raise the stakes you feel

Bird of Hermes, bared the fangs, you bite my wings, I broke the cage

I'm clawin' out my coffin, often droppin' targets in my aim


[Verse 4: Seras Victoria (M4ple)]

Hands up or you go down

If you people really wantin' to see, I'm at your throat now

'Cause I want blood

Better get off my streets, got the fangs to make 'em scream

That's the sound of the police, alright

I see you farther 'way, finna get this shell to the face

With a hit, get diffed when I click this blick

With a pip, you're out of the way

Master on my team, you get torn, end of story, bruh

You're born for the defeat, I'm reborn for victory, yeah


[Verse 5: Walter (J Cae)]

This OG came to play

Dressed up, ain't no matinee

Servin' dinner, lunch, and breakfast, compliments that s'il vous plait

Thinkin' that I'm cornered, like a rat, they wanna see food play

But I'll raise the stakes up on 'em and I'll make 'em see fool pray

Make 'em break

Slice and cut on my kill la kill

Waltz 'em down, make 'em pay that bill

Switch our roles, I'ma bring that thrill

Opp to the opps, no Achilles heel

All blacked out, one hell of a butler

Wanna kill Alucard, planned from the jump like I paid the piper

Ayy, you say Alucard?


[Part II]


[Verse 1: Young Walter (J Cae)]

Turn of the century, takin' it personally

Everything leading to thee

Bird in a cage, and I'm runnin' that fade

I waited millenium, closin' ya case

Outta the box, no Schrodinger's cat

Back in the black, what you know 'bout that?

Said it in the first half, run that back

See it to the end, now I'm on the attack

Zippin' ya mouth and I'm poppin' ya fang, ayy

Zippin' ya mouth and I'm poppin' ya fang, bang

Wire to iron, it's all on the table

I'm raisin' the stakes, ah

No interference, just leave it to me

Get in my way and you leavin' deceased

Doc on the path of the Shinigami

Choppin' you down like the cut of a beat


[Verse 2: Jan Valentine (Pure chAos Music)]

Okay, I can admit I got a vile nature

Got me chompin' at the bit just to annihilate ya

With a smile, I get wild when I finally face ya

I'ma thrive in the saliva, 'cause I'm tryna taste ya, uh

Armed with the tools to give me the boost set

Harm me, these fools, they literally choose death

Alarming, I shoot, I'm aiming at you next

Army of ghouls, came in with the goose steps

This be a cakewalk, ready to break off

Your number got dialed, I gave you the straight talk

Straight with conviction, I may 86 'em

Left dozens of holes 'fore I've chosen to take off

Woah, prepare, best be ready

I'm coming for the kill, drink the spill, bury everyone

Gonna get my fill, I ain't carin' for any of 'em

But I'll tell you still, beware of the millenium


[Verse 3: Luke Valentine (Alltime Arcade)]

You 'bout to find this Valentine the typa guy to find a fight

Divide ya, I'd get outta sight and mind

It's fight or flight, and I'd advise my line of sight

Find a life tonight

Think I'm 'boutta kill it in a mini millisecond

I'ma take on everybody, and I do it independent

No shockin' in my optics, my opps, my options

Do I pop 'em or let up? Heh

(Never) Never feelin' better

Guess I'm old-fashioned

Switch on the musket

They hear the ping

But they already done, and

Shot got a kick, what ya did to your bucket

Back in my element, enemies endin' me, no

Bringin' the wickedest, got 'em attackin' yo' home

Ziggin' and zaggin', and packiin' 'em, and baggin' 'em up

They don't really want it when I pull up with the bro


[Verse 4: Alhambra (Marc Knight)]

Ace up my sleeve for a heathen tryin' to deck the king

I'm sharpening my hand spades, cut the veins of my enemies

You better fold, I ain't clutchin' clubs, this a better piece

There ain't no heart in this entity, I behead the weak

I bury 'em proper

Drip too cold, I'm a frostbit monster

You familiar with my gang, so you know this is gonna cost ya

Crooked crown, the Dandy Don Dada, I been the man to fear

I been a problem since I landed here, yeah


[Verse 5: Rip Van Winkle (Nina Hope)]

Rip 'em into shreds

Yeah, I R.I.P. your greats

Magic bullet through your head

Wash the blood off of my hands

You say you want it fair

Why don't we go round for round?

As your life fades away

Not a peep, no, not a sound

Oh, you can't own me

So be a good boy, why don't you die now, baby?

Oh, without a warning

Let a hard one hit, but it's not a lady


[Verse 6: Zorin (Sh!nki)]

Huh, call me lieutenant, baby

You know I'm dedicated

It's like I'm ready for the war and I premeditated

Pentagram, they pass it to a posse pose, he petrified

Keep it P, I ain't no punk, they pushin' to pacify

Side by side, you are not that rookie

Move with that squad, ain't playin' no hooky

What a good lil' girl, you wanted that cookie

Send that shot, he sound like a Wookie demon

Head chopped off, we cook him

Fight or flight, that heathen gon' book it

I'm losin' my patience, I told you don't push it

Cold cuts to a blood sucker, sorry, I took it


[Verse 7: Captain (Red Rob)]

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I'm that next generation, been around for millenniums

Soldiers come and go, every year, I get the best of 'em

Peep the tags, tell you I have got a beast in me

Medal on my chest and my hip, and I'm reachin'

See the twin Ruger, leave 'em breathless, you don't want the smoke

Said you want a piece of me, but you don't want the smoke

Takin' swings in this league ain't easy, I been the filter

I heard 'em talkin' about the big three, and I ain't takin' silver


[Part III]


[Verse 1: Heinkel (Alltime Arcade)]

Luke 10:19, I will not be pushed

I can get you packed when you're crossing with the wolf

Thermite primed, you pay the price, think I won't burn 'em more

Pull like eins zwei try, your seconds will not reach the fourth

Gott mit uns und wir mit ihm

Demons enter my crosshairs, this will be blitzkrieg

Sticks and stones, my fraulein, I'll regenerate

Pull a nein and a 9 on my demons, my faith can't break

Want the bar, I raze 'em up

All these heathens shocked, that's wunderbar

Pop, pop, and they jaws drop

[Verse 2: Yumiko (S4MMY'S FLOW), Heinkel (Alltime Arcade), Both]

I might show up and I calmly pass

Nothing to see, deployed from the Vatican

Assassin and my sec-13, Iscariot team

I been chillin' 'til I'm vital, and just Heinkel and me

To flee, just be ready for when I get mad and turn to Yumie

Where my katana at?

Slicing familiars up, and they fine with that

Check the Zhong Kui, and I'm goin' behind they back

Eliminate foes in a flash like a thunderclap

Shukuchi, my slicing is endles Shinden when a Tenzin then wrong

Smashing they head in my sword, lil' dancin' could speed up a sentence

Heinkel, Yumie, team Crossfired Menace

Sword slash, me and my twin, we pull up, we fought tired

Forecast, I pull the twins like lightning but not wired

Born brash, slice 'em with wakizashi, we brought iron

You're mad, for a fact, we caught you in our crossfire


[Verse 3: Anderson (IAMCHRISCRAIG)]

Been the man in the sector, I been walkin' through the drought

It get crazy when I pop, show what all of this about

Sendin' prayers up to God, I been harborin' the clout

Opps are human sacrifices, watch me cross a demon out

In a rage, I'm the instrument givin' villains destruction

Get fileted, all my enemies mimic out the percussion

A crusade, blood shed to opponents, I'm bringin' judgement

In the end, I'm the one that they bring up in the discussions, amen


[Part IV]


[Verse: Incognito (HI-SUNKO)]

Who is I? Someone they call Incognito

Yet not hidin' from the shadows, you could see how evil

I could bring it with this

Born for the chaos, an ancient Egypt

I'm a god with a sett, got the body

A vessel with a purpose to down London Bridge

Hidden within Africa, Hellsing got 'em lookin' like the bad guys

Now dark ritual, doin' a sacrifice, integra set loose, get the force

Sight of the horrors, eyes of Horus

Weak, get the freak chip, pile the morgue

Grabbin' the weapon, a jackal is blastin' them up

And I'm trigger too happity, off of the Dracula, set the score