"I do, I swear, I like your hair

It goes good with your snake

And that tattoo is really you

So how long did it take?"

"No, I didn't know you were a dancer

I think dance is underrated"

She could be a model

Says he knows she could

"The money is good"

She said she heard that before

She tried it out, but she's just too small

Five foot, three inches tall

It's the thrill of the chase

They're playing hawk and dove

He thinks he's falling in love

She thinks Polanski's a fool

He thinks Fellini's a ghoul

I think zucchini is cool

She came from Ohio and believed

For a time, she was on fire

Was brighter

Was hot

Spinning his wheels, he's losing ground

Frustration grows

Feels like picking his nose

"Do you know who I met at the Hard Rock Saturday?

And did you know he was gay?"

She's duly impressed

She French inhales as a slick reply

"He's a really great guy"

She had a problem with snow

He had his bout with blow

The stylish way to go

What do you know, this is the best one yet

Far and away, since the day he left Connecticut

His secret agent suit finally paid off

(Bond, James Bond)

Real good, it's Hollywood, it's clear

And the sun is high, I can see the sign from here

Take the 101 to the 405 to the beach

Where they put their strings and things just out of reach

Maybe you could come with me

We'll see the sea

Just you and me

[Spoken]

So I was standing over there and noticed you over here, and I thought, that's a very pretty girl over there, meaning here. I thought, I should go over there, so, here I am. I'm the guy that was over there. Anyway, I'm an actor, you might have seen an old commercial I was in. I sneeze, and then this girl says, "Bless you." I say, "Thank you." Have you seen it? I'm from [?], Pennsyltucky originally. Small town mentality stunted my career to drive, so here I am in Los Angeles, California. Did you know there are eighty-five different languages spoken here? It's true. I myself speak several. "¿Esta Susanna en casa?" Do you know what that means? It means, "Is Susan home?" Anyway, I'm really into opera. West Side Story is my favorite