[Verse 1]

Both of my hands, they got the white knuckles from being in the dash

What if we get into an accident

And I don't have no cash?

There’s always whiplash

[Verse 2]

Fat farting Guernseys

Chew their cuds at me

Missouri 63

[Verse 3]

Big Buford lawman ten miles from Moberly

He says "you got a taillight on the right side that don’t work properly"

Missouri 63

[Outro]

I still got 25 miles to go

Before I get to Macon

Then I gotta get on the 36