[Verse 1]

I sent you a valentine

I'm afraid it won't get there 'til June

Somehow I lost track of time

But you know I'm a fool for you

I sent a bouquet of roses

The kind that you're allergic to

You know that I don't know better

You know I'm a fool for you

[Chorus 1]

Head over heels, banana peels

It's funny how you make me feel

Like a lovesick slapstick tragedy

Would you like to fool around with me?

[Verse 2]

I'd fall off the highest mountain

And drown in the deepest river, too

Catch cold in the hottest desert

You know I'm a fool for you

I would sing outside your window

If I could only hold a tune

I suck, so hold it against me

You know I'm a fool for you

[Chorus 2]

The real world seems so mean to me

That I can't take it seriously

But I love your laugh, and I hope you see

That I just might be the fool you need

[Verse 3]

Every single time I'm with you

Something's wrong with what I do

Don't get mad, it's like I told you

I am just a fool for you

[Outro]

I am just a fool for you

I am just a fool for you