Two generation gaps between us

Two parents in one

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

You're my father

And you were my mom and dad

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

She took all your money

She left a note on the door

We had TV dinners

And we called her a whore

I hope you're proud of me

Like I am of you

Egg timer

You and the egg timer

Egg timer

You and the egg timer

Two hours of sleep at night

Two full time jobs

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

We didn't go fishing, no

We didn't play ball

I know you did your best

You and the egg timer

Sixty minutes is as far as it goes

The egg timer

When I wanna take an hour to remember you in the past

I have the egg timer

I hope I never have to use it the way you did

Egg timer

Egg timer