[Intro]

I'm starving

I'm starving

I'm starving

I'm starving (fucking starving to death!)

[Verse 1]

Here's a message from the boys of ALL

Not to be rude but when it comes to food

There's really only one place you can go

[Pre-Chorus]

Go to Alfredo's

At Alfredo's!

[Chorus 1]

At Alfredo’s in Lomita

Even the Russians go (to Alfredo's)

Even the Martians go (to Alfredo's)

Woah

My heart yearns for you (Alfredo)

My heart burns for you (Alfredo)

Woah

Romance is in the air (at Alfredo's)

You'll always find us there (at Alfredo's)

If my all-culations are correct

The dishwasher is a victim of much neglect

[Bridge 1]

Our name is ALL and we wrote this song

It's not very good, people say it's too long

Well listen up Alfredo, this is for you

The reason why we wrote this is to get some free food!

(We want) Massive enchiladas with rice and beans!

(We want) Two beef tacos, number ten that means!

(We want) Chicken tostadas, lots of beans and rice!

(We want) Lots of cokes and lots of ice!

[Chorus 2]

And another thing, Alfredo (at Alfredo's)

As a representative of the ALLular way of life

We must tell you that we're disappointed in you (In Lomita)

For closing your shop at night and going home and going to sleep

(At Alfredo's)

We're ALL - we practically live here

We want you to stay open

595 hours a day (In Lomita)

765 days a year

7 weeks a month (At Alfredo's)

645 minutes an hour (At Alfredo's)

Woah

1733 Pacific Coast Highway, (At Alfredo's) in Lomita, 90717

534-9924 (At Alfredo's) give 'em a call

[Bridge 2]

What, you don't like Alfredo's? Go kill yourself!

(We're leaving!)

Good for you guys, get out of here!

Hey look, they left their food

Who needs 'em? I'd rather smell food than perfume any day

[Verse 2]

Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti

Buenos dias, senorita!

Que bueno, que pasa (At Alfredo's)

Ah, buenos, mucho bueno (In Lomita)

We don't speak Spanish, we just speak food (At Alfredo's)

Because we're ALL, that's ALL we do (In Lomita)

This is no place to take a chick

The food is great but she might get sick (At Alfredo's)

(In Lomita)

It's just a hole in the wall, but it's good enough for ALL (At Alfredo's)

(At Alfredo's)

[Outro]

Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ta!

Adios, senora!