[Intro]

Crazy, man

Do you know what?

When you said that last time, I was kinda trippin', right?

But now?

You're right, I am crazy

But you know what else?

I don't give a fuck

[Verse 1]

I'm a psychopathic motherfuck

Going through these fucking sluts

Like if I take this skillsaw and make a couple cuts

Now you're fuckin' bloodied up, sliced in half, solo cup

You can catch me drinkin' blood, tryna catch a fuckin' buzz

I like to wear hats and long trench coats in Colorado

I'm going harder than a semi hittin' a car of models

Snortin' six lines full of cocaine, to numb the pain

From my cerebral cortex to my spinal veins

[Verse 2]

I got this dead whore in the backseat, wanna check it out?

It smells like blood covered semen cooked with rice and gout

It's okay, take a spin, there's no harm in it

Take this knife, go ahead, take a carve in it

And don't be shy if you happen to pop one of her eyes

Just put it back in the place and shove your dick in her face

Just like a stubborn nigga, I don't wanna hear a thing

When I grab this knife remove her wedding ring

[Verse 3]

(Make it stop!)

Go ahead, call the cops

I'll grab this gun and mow 'em down, like if I'm playin' with bots

Now these niggas look like pigs covered in polka dots

And all these white kids can sit and fuckin' watch (Watch)

[Verse 4]

Like to take acid, watch Billy & Mandy

While I slit my wrists and drop E with Sandy

Where the fuck is Captain Hook? I got that stupid nigga shook

When I go to Neverland and shoot these kids straight to Japan

You niggas want beef? Welcome to the slaughterhouse

Killin' all these fuckboys, while their entrails is out

They be little tea pots, short and motherfuckin' stout

After I saw their legs off and make a leather couch

And don't worry girls, I won't forget to cut your mouths

Because you open that shit so much it goes without a doubt

That you stupid cunts like to talk it up and up and down

And I'm just lookin' for a piece of pussy I can fuckin' pound

These white hoes they need some mace

Comin' at 'em like Leatherface

Alcohol, don't need a chase

She'll fuck up and meet her fate

Hopefully she gets mad when I kill her because of race

I get up, I walk off, I load one, purple haze

I'ma treat you like Bobby then love you like Kobe

And end you like OJ, fuck you bitch, I don't play

Now I need Ray J to film this fuckin' sex tape

And grape without the g so these fruity faggots can't get to me

[Verse 5]

Now I'm with Spongebob, racin' down the Autobahn

While I'm in the back seat trying to fuck Megatron

Pull up into Chevron, rob that bitch in Klingon

Hop back in that Nissan, driving huffing Freon

Meanwhile Patrick's like "Can we listen to Trey Songz?"

Then I stabbed him three times, does that make it très wrongs?

Now I'm gonna go get a gun

And kill a nigga named Trayvon

With a black hoodie and a bag of skittles

And an Arizona at the break of dawn

[Verse 6]

I'm poor as fuck so I never floss

Don't got wet paint, drippin' gloss

Don't got clothes and I don't got hoes

But I gotta fuckin' knife and you'll know a loss

Fuck the law, ain't got nothin' to lose

Bitch you're gonna die, you better pick and choose

You wanna fuckin' die, buy a gun or a knife, and then walk away while I shine in the moonlight

Ha, 'bout to Hash-Sling Slash-her

Roll up in the church, 'cause a motherfuckin' massacre

Sharpen the edge of a stainless steel spatula

Then chop off the heads of all the altar boys and pastors

It's a fuckin' disaster mainly because I'm an amateur rapper

I tried to make her numb but I already gashed her

And I wanted more blood so I hulk smashed her

Then I stabbed her staggered, cut her ass up then I ate her bladder

But it doesn't matter so I went home and I smoked some shatter

Took a puff of the loud hop then I waved, screamin' adios to my momma's house

Break in while I'm tryna hit a lick while Ms. Piggy's all tied up tryna throw a fit

I bring her inside, enter through the door

I bet this bitch don't know what she's in for

Separate her neck, her eyes rolled back

While I took another fuckin' shot of Cognac

Covered up in blood, wrote a little note

"Suicide is the way that I wanna go

Take twenty pills, have an overdose"

While I'm balls deep inside of Kermit's hoe