[Intro: Alison's Fantasy]

I don’t know who the fuck said math isn’t cool but

That shit a big part of school, okay?

Pay attention or you're gonna pay

Ayo

[Verse 1: Alison's Fantasy]

This is the math rap I know you 'bout to cry

Better simplify before you simply fuckin' die

Stop tryna sneak around the answers you ain't fuckin' sly

You know this pussy wet just like a slip and slide

All the boys gonna run inside and hide

After we did it I gave your dad a high-five

Better eat it this pussy it taste like pie

Wrapped you ‘round my finger like a lil’ tie

[Interlude: Alison's Fantasy]

Go home bitch go memorize yo “Pi”

Like oh my God...

Math “wocks”!

[Verse 2: Alison's Fantasy]

Mrs. Gardin gon’, she gon’ teach you

If you stuck hoe she finna’ help you

Don’t give up don't go through

Even if they hate me i don’t care

(It felt true)

In this world they to bring you down

Don’t give a fuck won’t let ‘em steal yo crown

When we do it i go round i round

But yo daddy he gon' go pound pound

[Verse 3: Alison's Fantasy]

S-M-A-R-T but I'm not ugly

Stupid hoes wanna hate, how’s the RV?

Stay on your own fat ass side

Before I fuck you up let your momma watch you cry

Can you tell me why you acting like the shit?

When all you really are is just a fat bitch

Sigh

I thought the dumb girls always got the guy?

[Verse 4: Stacy Lifestyle]

D word problem math worksheet

Dick ain’t ever my problem beech

Bitches jealous they ugly

Getting surgery to look like me

When they see me on the streets

They dicks get harder than cold meat

Your husbands wanna meet

I decline they old and weak

When i pull in my class

All they look at is my ass

Cause it’s so fucking fat

That they just wanna grab

It’s not my fault that you can’t catch

[Outro: Alison's Fantasy]

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