Ah, One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl Ethyl come and squeeze me in your arms

Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charm

One thing, no lie, Ethyl frigid as an eskimo pie

An` she's cool in bed, well she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl come and squeeze me in your...

Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me in your arms

One thing, it's true, Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you

And everything is my way, Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl come and squeeze me in your charms

Ethyl, Ethyl come and freeze me with your arms

Come here Cold Ethyl

What makes you so cold?

Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl

Cold Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl

Cold Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl

Cold Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl

Cold Cold Ethyl

If I live 'til ninety-seven

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

'Cause you're cool

You're ice

Cold Ethyl

You're my paradise