[Intro: KGP]

Yeah, motherfucker!

[Verse 1: KGP]

I'm drivin' hearses (Yeah!)

Spit verses to Heavy Metal (What!)

Bumrush some churches

Let me shout these scriptures of the Devil (Goddamn)

I make 'em scream (what!) with that cocaine and codeine (What!)

All up in my system (yeah!), I win some like Charlie Sheen (Win!)

I'm searchin' for drunk chicks (Drunk!)

Some bomb rats to get crunk with (Fuck 'em!)

Like Ron Jeremy, I'm porn ready, goin' all night with this whiskey dick (Yeah!)

Misconduct and bar fights (yeah!), I get fucked like Chris Reeves (What!)

Make moves with my lips, high as fuck, I could piss trees

And I ain't jokin' (haha!), but I'm whiskey drunk and foes provokin' (What!)

I'm goin' in (yeah!), pistol whippin' shit 'til necks get broken (Yeah!)

The Devil's woken (yeah!), with a sound of the crack when the bottle gets opened (Yup!)

Pass some liquor, fuck the system, Hades of God has spoken

And if you want talk, [?], I got the LSD (Yeah!)

I'm trippin', no doubt, gettin' wicked (Yeah!)

We'll show you, see? (Yeah!)

A whole lot of drunk (what!) motherfuckers goin' in (Yeah!)

If gettin' crunk is a sin, I'll be in Hell when my life ends, fuck it

[Chorus: KGP & Bloodshot]

We drinkin', we smokin'

Gettin' crunk, motherfuckers, slow motion

Pick it back up, 'bout to get buck

Misconduct, drunk, we don't give a fuck

We drinkin', we smokin'

Gettin' crunk, motherfuckers, slow motion

Pick it back up, 'bout to get buck

Misconduct, drunk, we don't give a fuck

[Verse 2: Bloodshot]

I got the optimal, you know I'm 'bout to roddy

Seal it up, light it and take a fat hit

The liquor be rollin' like the ocean (Aye)

F.T.D. mixed with Cisco equals deadly motion

Where's my damn keys? Time for roller coastin' (Yeah)

Little soda up in the cup, take it down to slow motion (Yeah)

So many traces, my eyes is black craters (Yeah!)

Pupils so big, I look like goddamn Darth Vader

I put the [trench?] in, then I pick it back up (Yeah)

I tip the bottle then fill the rest of my cup (Damn)

What the fuck? Someone's 'bout to get crunk

Turn it down a little to hit the victim in the trunk

I'm goin' 100 down the highway (Highway!)

Runnin' over curbs, so stay the fuck out of my way

Call me ludicrous, psychiatric evaluations

Slurrin' my words, don't know what the Hell I'm sayin'

[Chorus: KGP & Bloodshot]

We drinkin', we smokin'

Gettin' crunk, motherfuckers, slow motion

Pick it back up, 'bout to get buck

Misconduct, drunk, we don't give a fuck

We drinkin', we smokin'

Gettin' crunk, motherfuckers, slow motion

Pick it back up, 'bout to get buck

Misconduct, drunk, we don't give a fuck

[Outro: KGP & Bloodshot]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey