Mathematics

By AlexVorn

On BORSCH

Released on November 10, 2025

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[Intro]

(Shout out to my Maths teachers for teaching me Maths obviously man)

(A-a-a-alexvorn)

(What you thought Maths teachers are for? Studying Geography? No, man, they are just, like… Maths teachers! Yeah)


[Chorus]

-b + or - square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a (Borsch!)

If we know this formula we’re gonna be okay (Borsch!)

So please respect me, listen to what I say (Borsch!)

Don't think about Hawk Tuah, think about SOHCAHTOA

If you know SOHCAHTOA, you'll know trigonometry

Know that trigonometry is the base of geometry

Master the angles, rule the world with symmetry


[Verse]

I know area of the trianglе, right angled triangle

That's too easy, likе the area of rectangle

It's really easy like laws of indices

They don't know laws of indices, now they beg me on their knees

Simple Maths, basic knowledge, very easy

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy

They say like - “I’m not passing Maths GCSEs, oh poop”

I say to them - “Revise Maths, you’re flipping noob!”

Seriously, they don't even know about circle theorems

They are different theorems, besides Pythagoras theorem

Know that angle in the half of the circle is the right angle

And know that regular rectangle contains only right angles

Now let's talk about statistics, don't confuse with physics

There plenty of graphs

Scatter graphs, frequency polygons, cumulative frequency graphs, histograms

And they still scroll reels on Instagram


[Chorus]

-b + or - square root of b squared - 4ac over 2a (Borsch!)

If we know this formula we’re gonna be okay (Borsch!)

So please respect me, listen to what I say (Borsch!)

Don't think about Hawk Tuah, think about SOHCAHTOA

If you know SOHCAHTOA, you'll know trigonometry

Know that trigonometry is the base of geometry

Master the angles, rule the world with symmetry


[Outro]

(Excuse me)