Dill Pickle - Intellectual

[Intro]

Hold all my calls

[Verse 1; Alexpenguinity]

2008 Honda Civic, 2000 bars in a second

Whatever he pack for lunch, it ain't pussy I reckon

I open my lunch, and shit it ain't fickle

He open his lunch, and whips out the dill pickle

I carry the last three albums with just my finger

They last be bringing out stinkers, while I be making zingers

There is no song to combat my own, call me Ty

And they ask me what my favorite show is I say "Battle For Dream Island" (Y-Y-Yoyle-Yoyle)

[Verse 2; Alexpenguinity]

I spit these bars, this shit without the mumble

All my verse made of rubber, they call it gum gumble

I sting like a bee with the bumble, you see thе life they fumble

This shit got thе heat like a volcano, without the grumble

We in class, they all yappin' and they say shit on the intercom

The teacher asks John how much Protons you see in the element Boron

He think he clever, he say

(Boron, more like Boring!)

[Verse 3; Alexpenguinity]

Mr. Nice Guy long gone

He didn't realize his students are all morons

Nine-eight-eight, two-three-hundred, I build up my empire, my servants are up on trumpets

You ain't gettin' in until you solve my 7 riddles

You solve seven, that's superficial

Dill pickle

[Bridge; Slayqueenb_squad]

You in my face, girl your breath stank! (mmm!)

Go to the bathroom and get some toothpaste! (mmm!)

You crusty, you dusty, you musty, and you're rusty! (mmm!)

Go ahead, go change your shoes. what are those? (mmm!)

[Verse 4; Gray Ham & LordofChickens]

Ay, ay, I woke up in the morning feelin' extra fly

I won't testify

{inaudible}

'Fore the day I die, I'ma touch the sky

What if it was called North Fentanyl Island? (Ay, ay)

{inaudible}

Or all, remember uno? And uno, like in Spanish

Spanish? That's where the Conquistadors went

The Conquistadors conquered Spain. And Spain, that's in Europe

Europe is where the [?], the British, and the French, they suck!

I'm French, French-kissing your girl

There's this guy, he makes absolutely horrible dogshit music. And his fanbase is toxic too

So yeah, there's that. And then there's the allegations against him

[Verse 5; Alexpenguinity]

Fuck Drake

Catch me in the Olive Garden, maggots in my hand

First Washington D.C., now Olive Garden got me banned

I'm out here on Fabagoobie supporting the East Coast

But after I drop this shit, the East Coast is East Toast

I ain't got those ghostwriters because they're spooky

I pull up to the Chum Bucket and eat foody

Half of the group looks like they're from Malcolm in The Middle

And all these guys are striving to nibble nipples, dill pickle

[Outro; Jesse Frederick, Jack Black, ???, and Kendrick Lamar]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go

There's a DICK (there's a DICK), a hand to-

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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