[Chorus]

This is all three parts of me

The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex

The holy trinity, multiple personalities

I’m Alex D, AD and Klash

[Verse 1]

This was before things came to be

Before I knew that there was game in me

I was playing trumpet, I was humming

Getting lumpy, golfing, caddying for money

I’m the geeky, nerdy, dorky Alex D

If you don’t like it, put your mouth on my phallic d

I should have known I wasn’t meant for the earth

I didn’t know shit about some men and a girl

Locked in a dream world

Head surrounded by clouds and

I didn’t picture a downtrend

I guess it’s better when you’re being a kid

‘cause when you’re a kid, you don’t need to do shit

Especially with two parents

My larynx wasn’t as daring

But now it’s faring fairly well

I didn’t know this was hell

I was living in a fairytale

[Chorus]

This is all three parts of me

The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex

The holy trinity, multiple personalities

I’m Alex D, AD and Klash

[Verse 2]

Some people call me Dio, but I’m not that

Trade name infringement, that’s a rock band

Come hip-hop with me, I’m AD

Acing every examination that I’m taking

Oh your diaper needs replacing?

And you want somebody else to change it?

Here take your life and take it

‘cause I’m sick of grown folks acting like babies

What the heck else should I put in this verse? A curse?

I’m already a walking one, I’m cursed

We need to extrapolate this polar thing on this graph I made and do a promenade

You are probably gay

I don’t know what more to say

I’m coming for you, motherfucker, aye?

Like Krazee-Eyez Killa and Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, baby

[Chorus]

This is all three parts of me

The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex

The holy trinity, multiple personalities

I’m Alex D, AD and Klash

[Verse 3]

Where’s my medicine?

Destined to be wretched

Wrecking everything that I get into

Thinking what you’re going to before you go into it

Showing you and him how human men have been losing and how all our morals are loosening, with a rudeness trip

Clash on your ass

No matter what race, color or creed or ethnicity

All human males are niggas to me

All females are bitches to me

I’m not too big for my britches

You can’t even fit ‘em

Go inside, I’ll stomp you out like an insect

I intersect the devil’s interests

Play Russian Roulette when the side of my head itches

All I wanna do is hate people

When I make a song I create evil

[Chorus]

This is all three parts of me

The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex

The holy trinity, multiple personalities

I’m Alex D, AD and Klash

This is all three parts of me

The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex

The holy trinity, multiple personalities

I’m Alex D, AD and Klash