[Intro]

(SLAJIDI, turn me up)

[Chorus]

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

My habibis take it easy up in Dubai

Lost my last girl, but I never knew why

She like, when I'm seeing you again, bae, you got two eyes

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

I ain't trippin', baby, I just got my boots tied

Heard some buzzin' in my ear and I said, shoo, fly

They know I'm the shh... so they call me poop guy

[Verse 1]

3 a.m. I let the microwave beep like

You're snoozing on me? You should have never been asleep

If you're dusty get yourself a broom and start to sweep

You're not an OF manager You're a creep

Just like Tourette's. I randomly got motion

Call me maple and ash tan skin with no lotion

Why do all these? It's like, they want me to start smokin'

Shorty so bad that I'm motivated to self-improve

Wanted to spit game and ended up tellin' the truth

Me and this girl cause havoc, just enjoyin' her youth

Why you lookin' at my lips, am I missin' a tooth?

Yyy, She wants to kiss me

Might as well call me Josh, I'm so giddy

Man, I'm geeked, head spinning like a frisbee

Girl was way out my league, she make her wish me

[Chorus]

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

My habibis take it easy up in Dubai

Lost my last girl, but I never knew why

She like, when I'm seeing you again, bae, you got two eyes

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

I ain't trippin', baby, I just got my boots tied

Heard some buzzin' in my ear and I said, shoo, fly

They know I'm the shh... so they call me poop guy

[Verse 2]

Look how I carry myself. Good gravy, I'm so classy

He's the type to put a hand in pants and give his butt a scratchy

Nasty. Actually, he can't match me

Brody's breath smells so bad, his girl just got a rhinoplasty

One month sober, I'm still acting like a drunk

And I'm only 21, so why you trying to call me Unc?

Playing 2K, I got mad, I missed a dunk

Frick family game night, my battleship got sunk

Man, the boys annoyed

It's like somebody got paid to deploy the noise

Sounded like DoodleBob with that hoimy noise

Shut the frick up

Fancy, riding with the wingdings Hotel

Lobby, elevator ding ding

Wanna talk business, get my phone a ping ping

I should get some auto-tune, I can't even sing things

[Chorus]

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

My habibis take it easy up in Dubai

Lost my last girl, but I never knew why

She like, when I'm seeing you again, bae, you got two eyes

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a smooth guy?

I ain't trippin', baby, I just got my boots tied

Heard some buzzin' in my ear and I said, shoo, fly

They know I'm the shh... so they call me poop guy