[Intro]
Yeah
My name's Alex, I'm gonna kill it
[Chorus]
She's a gold digger (Kanye) , I just want it for the night
She like " Insert cash or select payment type "
Took a doodoo on the rap game and didn't even wipe ( Bruh )
I'm so pretty, if I got married, I'd be considered the wife (Slay)
(Mobilize , shoot her ass, upit the pressure)
Damn, I'm going stupid, I gotta relearn my ABCs
And I got the drip like where the motherfuckin' navy be?
Like a bad hooper, they all know they shouldn't play with me
[Verse]
Ayy, bitch, that's an airball
Shot my shot at the bitch and it airballed
She pulled my pants down, now I got aired balls
They say I got haters, I'm like, "Where are y'all?"
Ah, I'm an oil spill (Why?), I talk slick
I just got her panties wet like she couldn't wait to piss (Ugh)
I'm cool and laid back, but make 'em throw a fit
I don't care 'cause giving a damn wasn't on the list (Sorry)
One, two, three, four, bitch, I know how to count
IRS on my ass for a large amount
When I eat the coochie, here's how it sounds
I'm a businessman, I should be walking with a briefcase (Yup)
Pull up to the club in PJ's (Comfy)
Said she got a man, I don't really care what he say (Fuck him)
Get on your knees, little ho, give me BJ
[Chorus]
She's a gold digger (Kanye) , I just want it for the night
She like " Insert cash or select payment type "
Took a doodoo on the rap game and didn't even wipe ( Bruh )
I'm so pretty, if I got married, I'd be considered the wife (Slay)
(Mobilize, shoot her ass, upit the pressure)
Damn, I'm going stupid, I gotta relearn my ABCs
And I got the drip like where the motherfuckin' navy be?
Like a bad hooper, they all know they shouldn't play with me
Gold Digger is a song by Kanye West.
Bad hoopers, also known as bad basketball players, are invited to play basketball games because nobody knows they’re actually horrendous at the sport.
If the IRS is on your ass then that would mean that he didn’t pay his taxes, and the second part indicates that he hasn’t paid his taxes in a long time.
the sounds he makes when he is eating it
HE KNOWS HOW TO COUNT!! YAYAY!!
completely missing a shot in basketball
The phrase drip, is a double entendre in this situation. The slang phrase, drip, refers to one’s outfit and how good it looks. Navies are usually in water, due to them being on boats, and water drips.
This is a reference to the fact that Alex Schor can go to a club in his comfortable pajamas, because no matter what he’s wearing the hos want him
This lyric is playing on the previous lyric, Where Schor mentions that the women he is having relations with happens to be a gold digger, and uses the sample commonly heard from cash registers, to represent that she only does anything for money.