Class in Session

By Alex Schor

Released on May 15, 2023

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[Intro]

One for Martin, two for Martin

Ugh


[Verse 1]

Professor Alex Schor is no longer on sabbatical (Yessir)

Got so many hoes, that my dating turned mathematical (Yeah)

I’m a capricorn, you're a bitch, we’re not compatible (For real?)

They them cooter might just turn me into a radical feminist

Elderly lady, she give me benefits

Man, I love women and y'all will never hear the end of it (Ah)

Shorty got mad because I cheated, and then defended it (defend it)

Call me autistic 'cause I don't understand the sentiment


[Bridge]

Hahaha


[Verse 2]

Class in session (Ugh)

Macro economics, I'ma give your ass a lesson

Supply and demand are the two forces in question

There's only one of me and all these bitches out here obsessin'

They say I'm like gas prices (Why?), I gotta drop more

When it comes to no bitches (Uh-huh), the haters Top 4

I keep my bitches emotional so they're not bored

You want a mid good girl? I want a hot whore

Lack of biting my tongue made me lose a tooth

Said that I loved a Latina, I was talking loose

Duck, duck, ducked the girl, baby, I'm the goose

Finally she caught me and I had to tell the truth

I said, "Mami, tú supieras que soy un jugador"

No te mueras yo no soy un matador

No estoy pensando en ti 7/24

Pero al lo Nicky Jam, yo te hago el favor

White boy, straight shooter with these hoes, I'm Lauri Markkanen

Put her in the nursing home, she's shaking it like Parkinson's

Had to put my hands in my pockets cause I got hard again

I'm trying to take a pic, no Cardi B inside the cardigan

Top of the class, check the transcript

Pesos, euros, dollars, I'm getting bands, bitch

He's my competition, just tell the man, "Quit"

I just took your girl (Yup), man, I'm a bandit