Batman

By Alex Schor

Released on June 4, 2024

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[Intro]

(Damn, M)


[Chorus]

Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)

I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)

Driving on the line I take up two lanes

Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains

Woah, I need a new brain

'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing

Batmobile spit out the blue flames

If you're not committing arson brodie you lame


[Verse]

Make a diss track on my grandpa, he a geezer

I'm a Family Guy the way she gripping on my Peter

Damn you got me saying, "Ooh baby" like I'm Bieber

Mom, this is bread why'd you put it in the freezer?

Don't hold the door for the guy behind mе (Uh uhh)

Remember back in P.E. I did thе high knees (Uh uhh)

After class my teacher would come and find me

Then he whip out his willy and it was tiny, woah (Yuh)

Ayy what the freak you know about an origin story?

In line for food, 20 people were before me

This the only time I saw a burger and got horny

2 a.m. and I'm feeling like I'm the dark knight

Snitch on that boy, gave him a ticket he can't park right

If she's bad, I'll get drunk and start up a bar fight

Yeah that booty big but I'm tryna see what them farts like


[Chorus]

Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)

I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)

Driving on the line I take up two lanes

Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains

Woah, I need a new brain

'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing

Batmobile spit out the blue flames

If you're not committing arson brodie you lame


[Chorus]

Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)

I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)

Driving on the line I take up two lanes

Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains

Woah, I need a new brain

'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing

Batmobile spit out the blue flames

If you're not committing arson brodie you lame