[Verse]

I don't want to go to heaven

'Cause none of my friends will be there

OK, maybe a few

But I'm telling you they will feel guilty

[Verse]

I don't want to go to heaven

'Cause none of my friends will be there

Oh no one will be getting plastered with me

In the air

[Chorus]

Barbara and John

Samantha and Vikram

Inara, Diana, Alice, and Juan

Anna, Eleni, Amber, and [?]

A man in a burning chair at the bar

Hey, that's Frank

[Verse]

If I ever get to heaven

I'll make sure my friends all get there

Till you're in, I won't stop

Beg or borrow, sleep my way to the top

[Chorus]

Barbara and John

Samantha and Vikram

Inara, Diana, Alice, and Juan

Anna, Eleni, Amber, and [?]

A man in a burning chair at the bar

Hey, that's Frank

[Outro]

I don't want to go to heaven

I don't want to go to heaven

I don't want to go to heaven