[Verse 1]

I am a bastard and my name is Bill

I wake up at 7 o’clock and call in sick but I’m scared to talk

I hate to see you look so sad, but please don’t make me feel so bad

[Bridge]

Because, I am a bastard and my name is Bill

[Verse 2]

I’d like to say I wanna die

But when I tell you I start to cry

I am a monkey who’s name won’t stick

But I won’t charge you for this trick

Yeah, I won’t charge you for this trick

I won’t charge you for this trick

I won’t charge you for this trick

Yeah I won’t charge you for this trick