[Chorus]

"Do Not Enter" is written on the doorway

Why can't everyone just go away?

Except you, you can stay

What do you think of my treehouse?

It’s where I sit and talk really loud

Usually I'm all by myself

Ooh

[Verse]

I'm the captain, but you can be the deputy

I’m really glad you think I'm so funny

I don't think I'm ever gonna let you leave

[Chorus]

"Do Not Enter" is written on the doorway

Why can't everyone just go away?

Except you, you can stay

What do you think of my treehouse?

It's where I sit and talk really loud

Usually I'm all by myself

Ooh

[Verse]

I'm the captain, but you can be the deputy

I’m really glad you think I’m so funny

I don't think I’m ever gonna let you leave