[Verse 1]

My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad

I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad

I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care

Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair

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[Verse 2]

My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight

With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife

He said that when he's dead, I'll have his Nintendo 64

And I can play it all night long, sitting on the basement floor

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[Verse 3]

My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore

And I wish I didn't care, but I thought she was really cool

So I drank a ton of liquor, then I threw up in her sink

She said, "Next time use the toilet," then she offered me a drink

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[THE FOURTH VERSE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS VERSION]

[Outro]

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