[Verse 1]

Mary is the girl that I wanna kiss

She's got big red eyes and big red lips

She's got big sharp teeth and big fat hips

[Verse 2]

Mary is the girl that I wanna fuck

She's got leather heart and leather gloves

She's the only girl that I wanna love

[Bridge 1]

Listen to me, baby, I don't mind

I wanna be with you and waste my time

[Bridge 2]

Give it to me, baby, I feel good

I wanna feel whatever you think I should

[Bridge 3]

Sing it for me, baby, play my song

I wanna hear your daddy sing along

[Verse 3]

Mary is the girl that leaves you to rot

She says, "I am real and you are not"

She says, "I am real and you are not"