[Verse 1]

This is Edina, life on the west side

Got big dreams, nice things and the best ride

Range Rovers, never in Toyota’s

Gonna cop the Beamer at the dealer, next time

50th and France, we on our way

Cause we gotta stack chips like Frito Lays

With Gucci shades, all you see’s my reflection

It’s a fact, that Every Day I Need Attention

And so does my wife (Hi)

I’ve had to pay for everything like all of her life

She was in Palm Springs, like just last week

Why should she have a job? She has me

Our kids seem bratty act outta control

Dressed in the best clothes down at Valley View Road

Drop them off in my Tesla

Northface vest, Ugg boots but I’ve never felt fresher

[Chorus]

I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place

I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face

My friends all know that I’m cool

I've been this way since high school

Cause life’s never been sweeter

When you’re just a cake eater

[Verse 2]

When it comes to hockey, nobody can stop me

My high school team I was playing on the Top 3

Now my son is scoring piles

And if I don’t like his line I can whine to Curt Giles

The history is deep, I probably might have told ya

All we do is win, win, win, like Ikola

Dropping names like Chorske or Bellows

Tearing up the ice wearing green, white, yellow

We got snipers and danglers that haven’t been born yet

The fans at Braemar keep buzzin like some Hornettes

Your Northface vest? It ain't as puffy as mine

And your conversations sure as hell ain’t stuffy as mine

Last night my kid tore up his league

He had a hat trick right up in his sleeve

Coach says he’s never seen that

Gemeni Athletics gonna have to stitch the “C” patch

[Chorus]

I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place

I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face

My friends all know that I’m cool

I been this way since high school

Cause life’s never been sweeter

When you’re just a cake eater

[Verse 3]

Find me in summertime up on the course

At the E.C.C showing up in a Porsche

Drink at least three teas, Long Island of course

Then my wife will take my credit card along to the stores

Find her at the Galleria

Yapping on her phone, talking to Gena

Mary gotta new Benz lotta nice features

Over last night, you really had to see her

See life sure is great

Got a real nice ride with some custom plates

My wife’s still hot, and she drinks all day

Plus my kids work hard and they get good grades

That’s alright, that’s okay

If you need a job, you can come our way

This economy is balmy

But don’t blame me cuz I voted for Romney

[Chorus]

I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place

I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face

My friends all know that I’m cool

I been this way since high school

Cause life’s never been sweeter

When you’re just a cake eater

[Chorus]

I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place

I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face

My friends all know that I’m cool

I been this way since high school

Cause life’s never been sweeter

When you’re just a cake eater