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I like herbal tea, caffeine free

Decaf with cream of soy, soy milk that he mean

Green tea

Water

Or regular coffee, get it hot or hardly

How about icy?

I’m always partial to a nice cool glass of sparkling water

My kind of elixir

I give ya

I got ya

The broth at the bottom of the pan after my vegetables soften

Or the juice from the fruit chunks it came out of

How about the sweet soup that you gain when you drain a can of kernel corn or green peas

Yeah That’s on my brain indeed

Watermelon water’s lovely though

You ever put too much water and drown them overnight oats?

That’s oat milk if you didn’t get the picture yet, joe

Listen hear, guy

A couple times I drank from the shower nozzle as it was sprinkling down

Right now those merry men envision the images, wow, yuck

A far cry from the Kool Aid and orange juice, V8, calf fluid, etc and all the rest of the beverages I’d drink up when I was in school

Not to mention the booze, I had to lose, fucks with you

I don’t remember the breast milk which was probably the best milk

Hell, probably the best drink

I drank so much Monster I was a bit sick

Soda has changed my life in so many ways, from making me gain weight to making my heart chase and making my brain race

In the Midwest we call it pop

Artificial sweeteners never did me harm from what I can tell

If I forgot a libation or two tell me

But if it’s a milkshake or kefir from dairy, go to hell for me, heifer