Chomp Chomp - Intellectual

[Chorus]

Chomp, chomp

Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans

Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean

One stormy night in Caillou Bay, we smashed into the reef

A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth

If you see an alligator

In your refrigerator

You better say, "See ya later"

Or you might end up dead

They say you should never smile

Right at a crocodile

He'll drag you down into the deep

And eat your fucking head, yeah

Chomp, chomp

Chomp, chomp, chomp

Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds

Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs

One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways

The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day

If you find a giant Cayman

You're gonna have a really bad day, man

There's nothing more to say than

"I won't see you in a while"

Not even Russell Crowe

With a giant crossbow

Ain't got a snowball's chance in Hell

To save you from that crocodile, yeah

Chomp, chomp

Why oh why did I jump into that swamp?

Mauled to death by alligators

All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"

Time to die on a sub-aquatic romp

Mauled to death by alligators

All singing, "Chomp, chomp, chomp"

Chomp, chomp