[Verse 1]

I know it's late for me to send you this DM

I know that you don't know me, but hello, my name is Glenn

I was looking through your photos with a couple of my friends

And I thought that you could help me out

My baby left me and I got laid off at work

Oh, lately life's been heavy and it's driving me berserk

Could you help me find a steady rhythm, help me when it hurts?

I was hoping you could hear me out

[Pre-Chorus]

You've got the answers now, you've got it all

A perfect portfolio, you really ball

I've seen your videos, give me a call

Please, give me a call

[Chorus]

Sеlf-help Guru, help me out of this mеss

I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success

I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best

Self-help Guru, I need help from you

[Verse 2]

I hate to bother you, but could you hit me back?

It's been about a day or two, was hoping we could chat

I simply don't know what to do to get things back on track

I was hoping you'd give me a shout

[Pre-Chorus]

You've got the answers now, I know you do

You've got a Porsche and a Lambo' too

I've seen your videos, all eighty-two

All eighty-two

[Chorus]

Self-help Guru, help me out of this mess

I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success

I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best

Self-help Guru, I need help from you

Self-help Guru, help me just this one time

I need the guidance, I need something that I can find

I wanna be like you, I wanna see the sunshine

Self-help Guru, I need help from you

[Post-Chorus]

From you, from you, from you

[Verse 3]

Hey, man, it's me, I hate to bother you again

Not sure if you remember me, but hi, my name is Glenn

I read an article about you on the web

And it mentions something weird about

How you've been hiding and your boat got repossessed

How the cars that you've been driving aren't yours, but I protest

They must be lying, or mistaken here at best

P.S., could you please hear me out?

[Chorus]

Self-help Guru, help me out of this mess

I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success

I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best

Self-help Guru, I need help from you

Self-help Guru, help me just this one time

I need the guidance, I need something that I can find

I wanna be like you, I wanna see the sunshine

Self-help Guru, I need help from you

[Post-Chorus]

From you, from you, from you