[Verse 1]

Here's my keys

I want you to take them

I think I'm going to need you, to get back home

Hold on to my hat, I don't want to lose it

I couldn't stand for something else to be gone

I'm sure you know the reason I'm here crying

I think you'll understand why

[Chorus]

Tonight

I'm the designated drinker

I just lost

The one who wrapped me around her finger

I need to get

To where I can't think of her

So tonight

I'm the designated drinker

[Verse 2]

I came here to get you to help me

I need a friend to see me through

I hated to call, I knew you wouldn't mind at all

I know you know I'd do the same for you

I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows

I may hate myself tomorrow

[Chorus]

Tonight

I'm the designated drinker

I just lost

The one who wrapped me around her finger

I need to get

To where I can't think of her

So tonight

I'm the designated drinker

[Outro]

We need to get to where we can't think of her

So tonight

We're the designated drinkers

Woah tonight

We're the designated drinkers