[Skit]

AJ Voice 1, The Heart (H): Have you noticed things have been weird lately?

AJ Voice 2, The Mind (M): What things?

Heart: I mean….well everything

Rih: Yeah I been feeling some weird vibes lately

M: Yo what the fuck, where she come from? Damn we got a budget now, new voices and shit that’s crazy

H: So it’s not just me…Anyway I ain’t been out all year. I’m tryna get lit, have a good night! You know? So let’s stay positive

Rih: Mmmmmhmmm, I know das right

H: Ya diiiiigggg , I’m feeling good, I’m single again…I mean look Rih, I know things didn’t end well with me and yo’ homegirl, but you know I appreciatе you still coming out tonight as one of the homies

Rih: I’mma bе real with you, I haven’t really chilled with her since she started using them vegan deodorants

M: Aww damn, out here smelling like a coyote’s side tooth

H: Ya’ll don’t have to be rude, she was cool

M: Not cool enough apparently

M: Speaking of, Mr. Loverboy, what happened to you and ole’ girl next door, hmmm?

H: Man so come to find out, she be visiting everybody in the complex. Apparently her heater works just fine, she just go into everybody’s apartment, BBL and all, and steals they food. Like just straight out the fridge. I was wondering where my Asiago went

Rih: She took yo' cheese my nigga?

H: Man I wish that was all she took, man look, she done took the…..

M: Finally, front of the line

M: 40 dollars???

Rih: Aaaah, sucks to suck! Ladies get in free. See you inside

M: Bro I identify as a bad bitch, look at these hips

H: I don’t know man, something about tonight is off…

M: Everytime you say that I’m making you take a shot

Rih: Did somebody say shots?! I got us some tequila! (Brief Pause) Damn it’s some baddies in here, ok? I can wingman you one

H: Maaan, I’m not even looking at no woman right now, I just wanna turn up, ya feel me?

M: Let’s drink!

Rih: Whooooo!

H: Aww shit that’s nasty…..