... tell it to my wife we can move on with our lives

What's this a couple's therapy issue? It's a... it's reality it's just a word, right?

But the therapist won't say anything, he's looking for something deeper and he said, "This seems really important to you."

And then I was like, "I don't know man. I mean 'important,' 'not important' you know we have words for things"

I always thought the idea of society was that there's some shared language

Otherwise, we're all pointing at objects making up our own term ya know

And that would be chaos

My wife is tearing down society, you understand?

Today... no everybody I appreciate it, but it's like...

And then we leave therapy, you know

It's going okay, our life, for the next 20 minutes and we stop at a coffee shop

And my wife is looking through her Instagram

And this - it occurred to me, Instagram is making everybody's life a little bit worse, ya know?

Because there's no way you can feel as good about your life when comparing it to an Instagram

Because Instagram's not a life, it's a moment

It's a snapshot of a moment from a life

It's a commercial for a life

If you would've seen my wife's Instagram from our terrible weekend, you would of thought we were the Kennedy's on summer break

The sun is in the right place, my wife is sipping a wine, she's got a heel up, there's a dog catching a frisbee mid-air

There's no picture of us having a divorce-level argument over a stupid life hack

Have a good night everybody

Thank you for listening, God bless