[Intro]

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Average class clown life

[Verse 1]

I traded my geography textbook for a pack of fake vomit

Stuck it on the teacher's desk and told her it’s a comet

Got sent to the principal, I walked in doing the worm

Dropped a handful of laxatives inside the school-nurse therm'

I'm sitting in the back row, blowing bubbles out of Elmer's glue

Telling the ass students that my IQ is a negative two

Tied the quarterback's cleats together right before the big snap

Then I stood on top of the cafeteria table and tried to tap-dance rap

I glued a bunch of googly eyes all over the anatomy doll

Running from the hall monitor, slipping on a bouncy ball

Got detentions till graduation, my report card is all F's

Giving the chemistry teacher a recipe for baking meth

Also, If you thank I'm crack Addict who likes intoxicated grass

You can kiss a jaguars ass

[Chorus]

Always kicking ass I'm a

Class Clown

Slapping dips I'm a

Class Clown

Always kicking ass I'm a

Class Clown

Slapping dips I'm a

Class Clown

[Verse 2]

Taking some crack mid class

Giving an autopsy cause I couldn't copy the answers in Arts & Crafts

Throwing pencils at the teachers glasses so she feels the wrath

Kicked the head the kid who had to much weed and threw up

Slapped the nerd and drank his blood outta' a paper cup

I'm class idiot, slapping nerds and dipwads, a screw up

Some kid wouldn't lick a chair so I kicked in the nuts

Leave this dude and his crush in the grass, covered in cuts

Twisted the neck of a jock now he's living in the paramedics

He's probably idiot, its definitely in his genetics

Got paid 21 bucks to make a nerd crap his pants

Snap the neck of that kid in the IPad watchin' Ro Rants

[Chorus]

Always kicking ass I'm a

Class Clown

Slapping dips I'm a

Class Clown

Always kicking ass I'm a

Class Clown

Slapping dips I'm a

Class Clown

Always kicking ass I'm a

Class Clown

Slapping dips I'm a

Class Clown