[Intro: Afroman & Cuz]

Damn, how long it's gonna take you to roll the joint cuz?

I just got the bag

You over there actin like, you playin' the piano or something cuz

I just got the bag homie, know what I'm sayin?

Chill the fuck out homie

Here, let me hit this homeboy (Hehe)

La da da da da

Shoop Shoop Shoobie doo wa

Yeah, it looks lovely

Hey where the light loc?

Right here cuz

Give it here man stop bullshittin'

I love you baby

I love you honey

Yes I dooo

Do it to me girl uh

Yeah Yeah, *chicken clucking*

Yeah Yeah, *chicken clucking*

Fo Sho'

Yeah

It's been a long long time I've been smokin'

Smokin' marijuana

(La da da da da)

It takes out of my mental ghetto and places me in the Bahamas

It's been a long long time I've been smokin'

Smokin' marijuana

(La da da da da)

It takes out of my mental ghetto and places me in the Bahamas

It puts my mind at ease

Indulgin myself in the calm breeze

And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees

[Hook]

But I gotta keep smokin' and a smokin' and a smokin' on

I keep chokin' and a chokin' and a chokin' on

I keep sellin' and a sellin' and inhalin'

My tumbleweed

I like to go to Palmdale (Yeah)

Sit by the fountain (Sit by the fountain)

I light up a fat one gazin at the snow-capped mountains

(Come again now uh) I like to go to Palmdale

Sit by the fountain (Sit by the fountain)

I light up a fat one gazin at the snow-capped mountains

Baby please don't nag

Go and get me the zig-zag

And my problems will float away

Like a plastic baiiiag

[Hook]

But I gotta keep smokin' and a smokin' and a smokin' on

I keep chokin' and a chokin' and a chokin' on

I keep sellin' and a sellin' and inhalin'

My tumbleweed

I need to get a job

And that's not funny

(La da da da da)

'Cause me be smoking too much ganja

(yeah)

And be runnin out of money

I gotta lie to the man

(let me get an application)

Tell him that I've never been arrested

(sir you have never been to jail)

I gottta go to the clinic baby

I gotta get drug tested

(oh no)

I got no food for my stomach

Got no gas for my coup de ville

I gotta walk to the supermarket for some goldenseal

'Cause everyday

[Hook]

But I gotta keep smokin' and a smokin' and a smokin' on

I keep chokin' and a chokin' and a chokin' on

I keep sellin' and a sellin' and inhalin'

My tumbleweed

Ohhh, Ohhh Yeahhhh

Uh

I said the black man smokin

(black man smokin)

If he's a soul bro

(Hey man what's happening)

I said the mexican smokin

(mexican smokin)

If he's a cholo

(where you from esse)

I said the creole smokin

(creole smokin)

Down in Mississippi

(Fuck creoles)

I said the white man smokin

(white man smokin)

If he's a hippie

(where's the bud man)

It puts my mind at ease

Indulgin myself in the calm breeze

And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees

[Hook]

But I gotta keep smokin' and a smokin' and a smokin' on

I keep chokin' and a chokin' and a chokin' on

I keep sellin' and a sellin' and inhalin'

My tumbleweed

Right about now

(ohhh)

I'm fixin to dedicate this to everybody

(oohhhh yeahh)

That went to Palmdale high school with me

Check this shit out cuz

(BeatBoxing and singing)

I said Joey Jo has an afro

Sing something with soul chillin ice cold

Jerry with the high top fade

Left Palmdale but he still gettin paid

Hey man take me back to the bridge we up outta here man

It puts my mind at ease

Indulgin myself in the calm breeze

And my problems will flow away beyond the palm trees

Whatcha gotta do

[Hook]

But I gotta keep smokin' and a smokin' and a smokin' on

I keep chokin' and a chokin' and a chokin' on

I keep sellin' and a sellin' and inhalin'

My tumbleweed